i got this piece of funny message through an orkut scrap, from my friend, found it interested and here it is for you to read :

Best Umpire : Ricky Ponting

Best Australian Players : Steve Bucknor, Mark Benson

Honest Team : Australia

Best Actor : Michael Clarke

Honest Player : Andrew Symonds

Ponting and Co:

Procter:did you call Symonds as Monkey?

Bhajji: No,I called a monkey as Symonds.

Procter:So you did

Bhajji : (Silence)

Procter : How dare,you insulted a monkey.You are banned for 3 matches.

Bhajji : Sad

Ponting& Co : !!???

Ponting : hey,Symonds.What he said?

Symonds : What ever,he is banned.You can bat well next game.

Ponting : No,Anil is also there,ask him whether we can ban him also.

Symonds : We'll see in next match,if he takes your wicket,we'll complain.

Ponting; Then ok. Come